Black Cat 

A person who does not fit in to any group. The strong silent type, always observing and analyzing situations before getting involved. May have a lot to say but does not say it. Often settles problems alone and is more than capable of it. For the few who get to know him/her a close and loyal friend they will find. A black cat is a nomad, forever roaming the world. A black cat may seem shy to some but make no mistake, he/she is merely bored and is thinking of greater things. Black cats are not judgemental and are easy to confide in. A beloved friend, though not always around. They may not understand your affection toward them, but will always return friendship. A black cat is extremely good at figuring people out, as a result black cats fall in love easy after accepting all your faults and your trust. They can fall for more than one person resulting in bad luck. When a black cat is your lover only death can keep you apart, but not for long. The person you want to cross paths with, The perfect lover and loyal best friend, a black cat roaming.

Woman| That man is perfect!!! And awesome in the bedroom!!!! I'm going to marry him. Where did he go?
Man: He left town...
Woman:WHERE?! WHY?!?
Man:He's just a black cat roaming now....

Black Cat by Pumpkin Eater #13 Black Cat August 23, 2014

cock blockin 

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it

"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"

cock blockin by wassup wassup January 4, 2008

black pilled 

If you are black pilled you feel the future does not have a positive outlook.

Bro 1: " I'm pretty black pilled on the future of our society"
Bro 2: "I feel just as black pilled, I feel society is falling apart"

black pilled by anonymous October 18, 2021

BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

BlackBerryBerry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

lewis black 

Best fucking comedian of life...period

man 1: "Dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. He rocks!"

man 2:...i like men

man 1: me too

lewis black by Johnny Law July 3, 2004

warm black dingus 

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.

and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

warm black dingus by woodland1982 April 9, 2016

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010