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ass knocker 

a complete jackass
my brother is such an ass knocker
ass knocker by noodle fishing September 29, 2008
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A person who is constantly providing their ass for other people's "pleasure"
That kid Cullen is an Ass-Ho. He just can't keep his ass to himself
Ass-Ho by Panamorous January 22, 2009

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
Ass Faucet by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

Ass Penguin

(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"
Ass Penguin by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010

Ass Pals 

Two people in games like Halo or Call of Duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. Usually wont get any kills without their ass pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.
"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."

"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"
Ass Pals by Zean567 May 3, 2010

Ass of Doom 

Ass Of Doom

Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.
JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom
Ass of Doom by melvinho July 28, 2010