Diheria so sever it comes out likewater out of a bath tub faucet
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"
Two people in games like Halo or Call of Duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. Usually wont get any kills without their ass pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.
"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."