Side cadet

A side man to his friends/family.

Wow he's such a side cadet,his friends use him.

by Bang bang123 August 15, 2014

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South Side Beaver

A small-ish school in Western Pennsylvania. Has a very good football team but is constantly called racist just for the players being coincidentally all white(atleast this year). Has a bunch of basic white girls that claim to be country just for the "aesthetic". You'll also find guys that enjoy the mudding, riding, fishing, hunting, etc. Every once in a while You'll find a pasty skinny white boy that thinks he's a gangster and sells juul pods, it's pretty embarrassing. The highschoolers are chill but the middle schoolers are nuts. The lunch sucks thanks to Obama's husband. Many of the students are republican but some teachers are incredibly liberal and refuse to let students converse about politics among each other.

"Yo did you hear about the investigation on South side beaver football team?"

by ismdiabod_59 November 16, 2021

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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

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Side Quest

Any person, object or activity that becomes unexpectedly thrown at you and is a total inconvenience and disrupts your original plans

“Remember last night when we left the bar to go straight home but ended up having to drop that chick off at her house at 2 am?” “Yeah, she was a total Side Quest!”

by discounthonduran71 May 8, 2023

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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

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