Rusty Elmo

A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet

“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”

“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”

by amunit July 8, 2022

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.

She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.

by Wr3nch82 July 1, 2019

Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.

by daddydeals March 28, 2025

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty Cheese Sauce

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese

Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.

by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022