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Rusty Lantern 

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.

Rusty Lantern by daddydeals March 28, 2025

Rusty Lantern 

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.

The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone

Rusty Lantern by daddydeals March 14, 2025

New England Style Rusty Lantern 

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

New England Style Rusty Lantern by daddydeals March 14, 2025

London on the track 

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

London on the track by daddydeals May 15, 2023