Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Potato

A potato

Person: potato

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 8, 2019

Potatoes

not one potato but multiple

i have 3 potatoes

by Potato0801 March 24, 2019

potato

The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room

she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer

by theroro February 7, 2018

Wheel potato

A curse for fat couch potatos.

Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato

by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015