Nut Five

An action involving a person's five fingers making contact with another person's testicles, in a slapping motion. A high five to the nuts.

"If you don't give me that piece of fried chicken I'm going to give you a nut five"

by jess0fresh December 12, 2014

Fog Nuts

A term typically used by stoners on camping trips to refer to the consumption of weed and trail mix simultaneously.

Pass the dank so I can turn my trail mix into fog nuts.

by dankster24 December 18, 2014

nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.

That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.

by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015

DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts

This Is Deez Nuts

by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015

fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016

Nut Cut

When you cut your hair in the shape a scrotum.

Some tard: Hey check my cut
Some Fruity Ass Fool: Man check this MotherFucker out, this fool got the nut cuts
Kid in back: kid got his head shaped like a scrot

by Fruity ass fool June 26, 2019

nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018