adam michael scott

One of the most attractive guys to ever exist. Meeting someone with such a unique name is an amazing thing. He is your best friend through everything and will always stick by your side. He will love you with everything he has. He will more than likely have a crush on you, but he won't admit to it because he thinks your friendship is too important to lose.

Did you see Adam Michael Scott?! He is so perfect.

by wanderlust. April 16, 2015

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michael gabriel mortel

he makes every guy that looks at him horny

god damn, hes such a michael gabriel mortel

by hornyformichael January 10, 2022

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Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

by whatyoulikeyou March 02, 2021

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Cole Michael Armenta

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.

Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."

by fatjuicycock69 April 07, 2022

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michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs May 01, 2022

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