A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
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Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
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Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
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