Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

whirlpool fridge

A faggot who has a racing stripe tattoo that when losing an argument resorts to "can you buy me a fridge" as a comeback.

Condom: you're a fucking kid who will amount to nothing.
Derrick: "can you buy me a fridge?"
-whirlpool fridge

by MushuBDO June 29, 2018

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018

shitshow friday

A term for when the last day of the work week goes to hell right before everyone gets to go home.

10 minutes to 5 o'clock and the boss just asked people to stay late, looks like another shitshow Friday!

by fuah January 2, 2019

Super-Fridge

A device with inside temperatures of -40°C, with some of these devices clocking in at -50°C.

Weatherman: Today is Super-Fridge weather, with widespread temperatures of -40°C, -50°C is likely and -55°C is possible.
Minecrafter: Wow, I didn't know that Super-Fridges existed, but do they really work at -40°C or at -50°C?

Product Reviewer: Yes they do. In fact, four of them work at temperatures as low as -115°C!

Minecrafter: Wow...

by Herobrine Richter May 23, 2019