French

Naut

Naut if French

by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

french flag

the most fuckable flag, if this flag asks you to fuck, SAY YES

the french flag asked me to fuck and i said yes

by fuckmefrenchflag May 2, 2021

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

French Adam

Sex act including an apple and a girl named Eve you shove the apple (forbidden fruit) in either hole then Adam sends his serpent after it.

Hey baby, you ever had a French Adam?

by TheRealAzz June 18, 2021

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024