French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011

French Speaker

A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

by skibidiohiosigma May 28, 2024

French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.

My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.

by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.

I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came

by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017

French Dip

When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.

yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.

by Wobbegong September 16, 2023