dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

Dick Parade

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014