The Couch Guy

The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.

Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.

by Cola Kid November 16, 2019

Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.

1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.

by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019

you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.

Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.

by MeetMyMeat December 8, 2019

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

Annie Clough

So mean, a bully, fat, ugly and hurts everyones feelings.

Annie Clough is a name

by Ceyhjingssxvhy April 6, 2020

prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021