cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.

How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.

by Michellaya December 9, 2019

Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being

Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019

Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.

My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025

Christian

Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them

Christian is such an weird and funny guy

by Ivo linkstin March 14, 2018