To Ben something is when you smash something onto the floor in a quiet seething rage. Ideally with a backhand and an evil smile. Akin to the hulk smash but sneakier. A Ben must always e plausibly sensible as an accident.
Example: omg he just Benned her coworker's mug onto the floor right in front of me!
Also: omg my cat just Bens my things right off my table while looking right at me! Evil creature!
Also: omg my cat just Bens my things right off my table while looking right at me! Evil creature!
by Savage crookshanks December 14, 2021
Get the Benmug. by anonymous February 19, 2023
Get the Sneaky Benmug. 20 inch dong looks like eminem can lift your mother. Don't trust him with your mother he is tough and smarter than elon bust and Steve jobless.
by Unbeknownst December 2, 2021
Get the Benmug. A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.
They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.
Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.
Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"
Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."
Christian: "...What?"
Ben: "Benjour."
Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."
Christian: "...What?"
Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
Get the Ben-ismmug. by mophia Sondelly November 25, 2018
Get the Ben 2.0mug. Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys
Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys
Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022
Get the Benmug. The name Ben drives from ancient prehuman vocal systems most likely from extraterrestrial origin. Means the leader of a group of like-minded individuals looking for cool fashion and hot deals, is obsessed with 20% off sales and it’s probably one of the most attractive people in the whole world. With a combination of excellent humor and style, Ben’s typically pull all the attention from any gathering onto them and rightfully so as they deserve it because their name is Ben.
by Focus Group 34th & Hawthorne November 23, 2021
Get the Benmug.