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It's not quite a prolapse but I have a bit of a Zealand going on back here
by Ralph1942 October 13, 2010
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Zealey Reality

Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delusion or denial of problems that are staring one in the face.
"I can't talk to him right now... he's in Zealey Reality"
by Mike Drake July 3, 2007
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Zelal

Zelal is the funniest girl you will ever met. Her eyes are the prettiest you will ever see. She is always nice dressed and has the biggest breasts from all of your friend.
"Omg her boobs are so big"
"That's totally a zelal"
by Brraa21 January 1, 2017
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new zealand's next top model

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?
by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011
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New Zealand

The best country in the world. Guess What?? we won the rugby world cup twice in a row beat that auzzies!! New Zealand also has an amazing landscape that will take your breath away at every turn. Also go to dunedin we have the steepest street in the world!!!!
Australian: Where do you live?
New Zealander: New Zealand Mate. Did you see who won the rugby world cup. Oh right it was us hahaha!

Australian: Why oh Why?
New Zealander: Beat that!!!
by kittylover_123 February 1, 2016
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New Zealand

Kia ora (hello)
Name: New Zealand or Aotearoa.
Population: 4 million
Capital: Wellington
Currency: NZD or New Zealand Dollar
Official Languages: English and Maori
Ethnic Makeup: European-77%, Maori-12%, Pacific Islanders-5%, Other-6%

The Maori imigrated from Polynesia about 1200 years ago.

The most beautiful, safe country in the world who have a neat national anthem and an excellent rugby team commonly known as the ALL BLACKS. It is a misconception that we 'hate' Aussies. We do not hate Aussies nor do they hate Kiwis. We are neighbours. Aussies are the familliar to us in our little country separated from the rest of the world. ;)

New Zealand happy things include, stubbies (short shorts), jandals, bbq's, rugby, beaches, buzzy bee toys!, pavalova, icecreams, L&P (yum), No.8 Wire, and pineapple lumps.

Most New Zealanders are friendly laid back folk who live for summer. And hey..we don't have accents, you do. ;)

peace.
"love thy neighbour"

"Kia ora, tamariki ma"-phrase most of us learn in primary school meaning "goodmorning children"

I liked this quote that I found on someone elses definition "With all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes I just wanna go live in New Zealand"

You got it!
by LydiaKat October 15, 2007
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new zealand

1. its the place where the rugby Gods were born
2. its a place where the moari race live
3. too many sheep
4. lord of the rings were filmed here
new zealand is where the rugby Gods were born
by Corey369 July 30, 2006
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