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Zelou

Zelou is a kid in grade 9 known for irritating adults on Ark. He is toxic on video games and is really tall. He talks way to much and the teachers find him annoying. He is a sweaty soccer player who is pretty good at sports. He likes sushi (maybe a little to much) and always gets in arguments with his friends. He is crazy good at math and he makes up weird nicknames for his friends.
Hmm, he looks like a Zelou.
by justtrolling November 21, 2020
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Zelenskyy

A person who drives a Ford and and goes to the gym
Hey nazariy did you see zelenskyy no I think I saw him at the gym
by Chorny April 15, 2019
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Zelenskyy Bounce

The positive benefit realized by late-night pundits who capitalize on other people's tragedies in exchange for ratings. A natural extention of "never let a good crisis go to waste". Also applicable to politicians, crisis managers, fear-mongers, and virtue signallers of all persuasions.
By adding a personal narrative to the ongoing crisis, our intrepid host was able to leverage the Zelenskyy Bounce for maximal results.
by Mal Feasance March 17, 2022
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Mao Zedong

Very cute man. Ruled over China because he felt like it. He was a kind man. He never killed someone. Chinese women love him.
Trump: Hey, did you see that hot sexy man over there?

Xi: Yes, that absolutely a Mao Zedong!
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Mao Zedong

One of the greatest Communist leaders who nae nae'd the Chinese Nationalists into Taiwan. Not only is he the founding father of The People's Republic of China, but a great military leader whom most Communist revolutionaries took influence from. Although most are jealous and claim that he ruined China, Mao and the Communist Party of China had helped in simplifying the traditional (scribble) script, which allowed for better learning of the Chinese language. Another example of how Mao saved Chinese workers from oppression was how he truly equalized the previously rich and the peasants, which I can say Kim Jong-Un can never do as well as Mao did.

A quote from Mao states "All reactionaries are paper tigers."
Yo! Mao Zedong literally nae nae'd those damn "rich" Taiwan praising fucks into an island while Japan just stood there watching!
by TK-576 May 18, 2018
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Zelenskyy Bounce

When a foreign President whose nation is under assault by Russia makes a speech and becomes more popular than the US President, bouncing him down in popularity.
Yeah, I listened to Zelenskyy's speech and Biden's response. Biden will never recover from the Zelenskyy bounce.
by VirgaFlame March 16, 2022
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zeon

oh my g-d. that admissions interview took a zeon.
by ultra light January 10, 2012
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