Zelou

Zelou is a kid in grade 9 known for irritating adults on Ark. He is toxic on video games and is really tall. He talks way to much and the teachers find him annoying. He is a sweaty soccer player who is pretty good at sports. He likes sushi (maybe a little to much) and always gets in arguments with his friends. He is crazy good at math and he makes up weird nicknames for his friends.

Hmm, he looks like a Zelou.

by justtrolling November 21, 2020

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Zelo

A man with multiple talents and qualities that make him uniquely stand out from other males in his generation.

Zelo is One of a kind

by Matoki127 July 5, 2018

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Zelumus

Usually an incredibly ignorant person.
Has been described as an "Oxygen thieving bastard" Before
Great term to use, commonly used.

Person 2: Damn, that kid is annoying...
Person 1: Yeah bro he must be a Zelumus!

by B))))))) June 23, 2017

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Zealous Rasputin

The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.

Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?

by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013

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