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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.
"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 16, 2013
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polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
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pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
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