yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

Yoink

Yoink means to take something with speed

"Dude you just Yoinked his girl"

by Lord Yeet February 25, 2019

YOINK

The wholesome word used to show stealing/taking from your mates.extended borrowing ;)

I just YOINKED some diamonds off my friend.

by Karna's BLADE March 22, 2021

Yoink

used as a term to yOINK someone to high space and death. Im sitting in my ball of confusion. Its for confusing words, gay shit, and YEETING people.

Person- *Unknown language*
You- 'Yoink?'

Man- 'Lets go make out'
You(A straight being)- 'yOINK'

by PadgeTheGradge June 16, 2018

Yoink

The equal and opposite reaction of a Yeet.

When I Yeeted this ball, I was Yoinked.

by YeetithSkreetith May 8, 2019