WTF

Why the Face

Dude WTF your girlfriend only broke up with you, you whole family died from the war, you lost your legs and arms, and your cellphone exploded...

oh ok now i see you have a splinter.

by WTFevery1alreadytookalthenames December 30, 2010

wtf

"want to fuck" commonly used to trick girls to give it up to you...

tasha- "i just got a new bathing suit!"
ben- "wtf"
tasha -"yeah!"

by beanie! July 13, 2009

WTF

wow that's funny.
used for when an adult or parent questions you on its meaning

Sam-Hey! (kicks girl in the butt)
Girl-WTF SAM!
Sam-HAHA
Mom-and what exactly does "wtf" mean missy?
Girl-wow that's funny

by frenchkisser :-* March 16, 2009

wtf

What the fruit

person 1: wtf

person 2: whats that?

person 1: what the fruit...

person 2: why r u saying what the fruit?

person 1: why arent u saying what the fruit?

person 2: what the fruit!!! :)

person 1: what the hell! y r u talking about fruit??? ur gay!

by jjdksla;;alskdfjjfkdslaa;slkdj February 4, 2010

WTF

"Where's the food"

Aiden: Hey WTF?
Skylar: You have some in the fridge...

by NinciG11 December 8, 2017

WTF

a shortened saying of saying, "Went to France."

"Yesterday, Bob WTF in Europe."

by Light dude September 17, 2006

wtf

wrinkled titty fuzz!!!

jenn is so flat she doesn't even have wtf

by james,david,randy November 24, 2006