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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021
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crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord
dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn
by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009
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pussy wrap

When a bitch wraps her legs around yo neck and squeezes as hard as she could.
There goes Ol Katie givin Logan her pussy wrap.
by Sexybeast3101 February 5, 2017
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willy wrap

To wrap a fine string around the penis wich will cause the head of your penis to swell. Then you penetrate your partner's ass wich will make her shit all over you.
"My girlfriend was constipated so i just gave her a willy wrap."
by Freddy and Kevin March 4, 2007
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Gift wrap

The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.

Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.

Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?

Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.

Curious party: Nice.
by GreenLabel April 29, 2008
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Brap Brap Chicken Wrap

A phrase that black people use to scare off nearby opposition. Originally coming from the native Africans after having too much KFC.
Tom: You alright there Jamal?

Jamal: Brap brap chicken wrap!

Tom: *Runs for his Life*
by cheek3n December 6, 2009
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Snack Wrap

Latest McDonald's convention to rip off customers $1.49 at a time.
Customer: One snack wrap please
Employee: $1.49 please
by PornSoldier July 31, 2007
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