Social Worker

1. A person who cannot handle the reality of his or her own life, and compensates by overindulging in the realities of the lives of strangers.

2. A severely damaged person who cannot be helped, who helps other severely damaged people who cannot be helped, unless they become friends.

3. A person who becomes hostile or violent toward the threat of intimacy.

4. An alcoholic abuser.

When my father died and I needed support, my social worker friend went out drinking ("processing") with her other social worker friends, then completely broke contact until she felt I was well enough not to try and talk about it anymore.

by Dearth Scrupulous December 20, 2008

worser

when an uneducated guinea tries to say something is more worse

the roads are worser by me!

by dincn525 December 22, 2008

Warmers

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

by Death Machine August 5, 2008

Wang Warmer

A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer

*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer

by 13 March 26, 2003

Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street

"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....

by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010

Worserer

Used to define when something is worse than worse

Sarah: I cant believe how bad my job is, can things get any worse?

Elena: Yes, I have just been sacked from mine.. so things can get much worserer!!!

by Kaffo May 10, 2010

Wolmers Girls

they are the most trustworthy, loyal and non-bungiving. They have been trusted for years in relationships. They are also the most stunning set of girls you'll ever find

Wolmers girls are the best set of girls ever made.

by oolmers December 31, 2022