wookie nookie

Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.

"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's

Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had

by DG2053 April 18, 2016

Gargling Wookie

When a girl with a hairy lip. Deepthroats your penis.

That chick over there with the hairy lip give me a b******* last night and took it all the way down her throat and she started humming and it sound like a gargling wookie

by Jismg April 18, 2016

bush-wooki

Commonly associated with the rare herberters, a bush-wooki is an individual who sits in bushes next to a side walk or pathway who waits for the unsuspecting person to walk by, and the bush-wooki touches the person in the ass. If the person doesn't know where the touch came from it was a successful bush-wooki attempt.

There's a bush-wooki on main street, watch out he'll touch your butt.

by no royals March 14, 2015

Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.

Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!

by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011

wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

wookie cookie

A group of deprived teenagers sit in a circle with a cookie in the center of there quivering legs as they have contest to "squirt" on to cookie. The last one to land his load has to eat the cookie. It is basically a circle jerk with negative motivation.

Bryce: Hey taft you don't look so good.
Taft: I played wookie cookie last night
Bryce: let me guess .... You lost
Taft: Well in one way , yes

by Silent Observer June 17, 2003