monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

by Sexydimma November 28, 2013

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip

Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022

Womb womb

#womb womb is a word to mimic the cry sound
its used by people to say "cry about it"

Jessie:omg! i dont think thats fair i should've have won the price
jake:#womb womb

by yourFellowSTAY March 26, 2024

womb gender

When you are so confused and cannot understand the millions of new genders that have been invented by attention seeking cunts that you decide to crawl back into your mothers stomach and identify as a womb both mentally and physically.

Person 1: Ben has come out as non-binapansexual. can you believe it!

Person 2: Fuck Ben I am going to become womb gender.

by Gender expert December 11, 2016