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Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 24, 2020
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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
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womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
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womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021
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Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day
by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024
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Womb-land

Womb-land
by Boats54 March 9, 2022
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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020
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