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one eyed purple headed womb weasel

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
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"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 October 6, 2016
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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
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womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021
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womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
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Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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warm womb

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!
by bad,good? December 24, 2019
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Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
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