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Conversation Wedge 

a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"

bare wedge 

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge
"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone
bare wedge by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011

Sand Wedge

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.
Sand Wedge by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011
running two tv setups in a dorm/apartment room side by side
We running dual wide up in this bitch. Check out my setup..
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.
dual wide by nich guerhring October 6, 2013

high wide and heavy 

overweight, fat, obsese
Eddie's wife sure got high wide and heavy after they were married!
high wide and heavy by Gamecocklady November 21, 2013

eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
eyes widen by awsumatid January 25, 2017