whatever

Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever

by celine34 July 4, 2008

whateverthefuckyouwant

Anything that may spark your interest enough to purchase or acquire it.

1. If you want to create a website you have to purchase a domain name , for example: www.whateverthefuckyouwant.com

2. Go to Target and get whateverthefuckyouwant for the house Lois, I don't care.

by db January 29, 2005

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

its like whatever

An indifferent response to a question

Guy 1: Are you going to that party tonight?
Guy 2: Its like whatever.

Guy 1: What do think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Shes like whatever...

by drflubert September 25, 2008

whatevers

definition consistent with whatever but with the addition of the 's', making the plural version (whatevers), gives more emphasis to the meaning. whatevers is used as an adjective to describe the insignificance of something or it can be used to express a more passive form of disgust or loathing for something.

"dude, that gay biker gang that just left took the last of our beer."
"fuck. that shit is so whatevers, man."

"wesley, why are you still wearing nail polish? halloween ended three weeks ago."
"whatevers, dude. whatevers."

by karmacreep November 10, 2008

Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm

In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone

Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm

by Jetlagged Jordanian May 26, 2011

whatever pickles your gherkin

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.

by word_g33k August 3, 2007