dick wart

An insult given to someone, preferably a man, who is constantly annoying you and is extremely hard to get rid of.

Piss off, dick wart!

by Teresadf May 23, 2006

warewolfed

The point of no return for a man who is under the spell of a warewolf looking girl while heavily intoxicated. His fate will ultimately be, waking up to the ugliest of any girls he has ever witnessed in his life. Although a friend might try multiple times to warn him of the major regrets he might face in the morning, and for the rest of his life, the warnings go unnoticed because he has already been warewolfed.

"Boo, how the fuck could you let me go home with that THING last night?"

"Troy....I tried with all of my power to intervine, but it was much to late. You had already been warewolfed!"

by bobbybomb December 18, 2011

egg-ware

any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.

hey doug i just got the egg-ware version of photoshop

by dabigpig May 21, 2004

dick wart

above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend

what the f*ck you talking about now, ya dick wart

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

the warewolf

shave off all ur pubes thn wen ur doin a chic pull out nd cum in her face nd through th pubes in her face thn kick her in th shin nd she'l houl aaaahhhoooooooo

i the warewolf my gf last nite it was good dam funny

by todge666 February 28, 2008

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008