Darth Vader

A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod

Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.

by FingerNMclit May 25, 2023

A Darth Vader

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.

Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

by Anakin Skywalker l June 21, 2023

Vader

Short for elevator. Derived from the whole slang phrase of 'Darth Vader."

Joben - "Hey man are you gonna walk up the 12 flights of stairs with me?"

Mohammad - 1. "No way son, I'm takin' darth."

2. "No way son, I'm takin' the vader."

by Robert Faggott April 1, 2010

darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016

Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.

Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.

by proudyellowman April 28, 2011

Doing the Darth Vader

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.

This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

by Sneakypineapple April 7, 2017

Vadered

Vadered is most commonly used as a verb and reflects the workplace circumstance where a cohort interrupts your critical path to share anecdotes or information irrelevant to the task at hand. The act of vadering interrupts efficiency and performance. The person being vadered losses both a sense of time and short term memory through the event. In office lingo, three letter acronyms are used to reflect the current state of workplace efficiency such as: GVN (Getting Vadered Now), JGV (Just Got Vadered) or NGVN (Not Getting Vadered Now).

I busy at my workstation when Bob deeply vadered me with anecdotes that I cannot remember resulting in me missing my deadline and having to work through my lunch break.

by TangoSix February 1, 2025