Lead singer of panic! at the disco. Eighteen years old, adorable, very well dressed.
Kid 1: Have you seen panic! at the disco's music video for "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"?
Kid 2: Yeah, Brendon Urie looks pretty cute dressed up like a ring leader.
Our lord and savior, who has dressed up as Satan for a music video. He is also known as Spider-Urie, because he climbed up a building for a music video. Has amazing hair, and can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Has called Donald Trump a toxic orange. Is known by the Panic! at the Disco fandom, aka sinners, as Beebo. He’s literally perfect.
Me: Brendon Urie is literally god
Shalissa: I know! Can you believe he called Donald Trump a toxic orange?
Me: What about when he dressed up as satan?
Shalissa: No! What about Spider-Urie?
Me: He’s perfect