A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011
Get the Twit-winkermug. damn, your such a twit
by name calling December 2, 2019
Get the Twitmug. a absolute moron of a person
by qmskoycseiulbtwdulkbgtefu March 30, 2017
Get the twitmug. Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
Get the twitnessmug. A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.
by Jemfinch June 23, 2022
Get the Twitmug. An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
by QuacksO February 7, 2024
Get the twitnessmug. 
Get the Twitmug.