by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022
1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010
by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.
"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
by Lizardo55 August 11, 2014
A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.
Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!
by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009