awkward trout

n-the slapping of your hand repetitively between someones legs

v-(awkward trouting)the ack of slapping your hand repetitively between someones legs
"Steph snuck up on Joey in office class today and gave him an awkward trout. Joey then crossed his legs while he sat so it would not happen again."
by Roger Wyss November 19, 2007
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lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit
Keep that lurp trout out of my garage
by EmilyCoSpgs October 23, 2008
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brown trout

Better if coupled with "Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout
I layed a massive Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout into the shitter.
by Duffy June 04, 2004
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Trout Slap

The act of tapping or slapping the head of ones penis on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the Prepuce, Clitoris, Labia Menora, or Labia Majora. Derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. One can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.
No man, I didn't get it in... I just trout slapped her.
by Rodney123456789 August 10, 2011
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sewer trout

A scuzzy, smut infested woman who smells like piss and vinegar, and may or may not be whoring herself out for methamphetamine.
"Looks like Percy got some sewer trout!"
by the real who? September 07, 2006
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trouser trout

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout
by Goos January 24, 2006
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Trout Slap

The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.
Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!
by Bodacious Wan September 11, 2007
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