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Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.
The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.
by nakedchoker May 12, 2011
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Giomi Trifecta

The Art of smoking a Blunt while simultaneously getting Head and listening to Music (preferably Hip-Hop).
l was getting some Brain from this Punk Rock Beezie and listening to the newest Strange Music release, so it only made sense to spark up the Blunt and complete the Giomi Trifecta.
by IMAG July 13, 2012
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The Trifection

A three-piece combination of blonde hair, perfect teeth, and large breasts.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I posit that your bodice and countenance exemplify The Trifection?"

"I can't get my business up and running until I see some of those beautiful teeth, underneath those golden locks, above those perfectly large cans - I need the Trifection."
by MaisonNouveau February 25, 2014
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Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015
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Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 3, 2020
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Velvet trifecta

When doing drugs and you get drugs snorted off your dick and you do drugs off her boobs and ass.
What took you so long in the restroom?

Oh mate we I just did a velvet trifecta with her.
by Reg Danger July 13, 2022
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Oonagability Triffeliz

Oonagability Triffeliz is a style of dog fashion clothing that greyhounds love to wear.
Damn! Is that dog wearing the latest Oonagability Triffeliz drip?
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