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Trench Coats

An incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look badass and more sophisticated than the next person. Nobody wears them because they aren't "street" enough (you can't skateboard in them...big deal).
by ...hellno February 19, 2004
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trench-run

An ordeal that lasts a short amount of time, but requires a great deal of skill and concentration to successfully manage, especially near its completion.

Named for the climax scene of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
"A week of exams with Physics and Calculus on the last day; that's one hell of a trench-run!"
by Jacob Gibbs September 1, 2008
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Trendy Lesbian

Trendy Lesbian is a female who, upon joining college/high school/equivalent, becomes friends with other loser feminists who have no time for "ordinary" and/or "normal" people.

The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.

When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.

The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.

Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.

Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?

Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.

Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.

Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.

Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.

Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
by jagsnig July 22, 2010
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trench-run

Esp. with a large woman, lay the pen0r between the ass cheeks and masturbate with them. Just before you ejaculate, say "Use the force Luke", and then spread and aim for her exhaust port.

Extra points for painting the pen0rlike an X-Wing and your balls like Tie-fighters.

Deduct points if you bullseye her "whomp rat".
"I did a trench-run on Lisa last night, she growled like a wookiee"
by Zippo August 8, 2003
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Trenches

in the 5 we be in the trenches juggin of dat sticky
by 5block July 18, 2017
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Trenched

Another word for faded. After feeling the effects of marijuana, one might feel tired and just want to sleep. One would feel extreme sluggishness. Also means being not high anymore
Person 1: Woah, that green was so dank! I love smoking it.
Person 2: Yeah, but I was so trenched from it after!
Person 1: That sucks
by lalapalooza67 December 2, 2010
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SSCU Trenchwars

I usually play in Trenchwars to listen to FFLeader on the radio.
by FFLeader August 15, 2004
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