aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

by DannikJerriko February 16, 2018

trigger tot

Person who talks about guns without and knowledge of guns.

Don Lemon is a trigger tot, he doesn't know the difference between fully automatic rifle and automatic rifle.

by Pistolpete January 17, 2017

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.

He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.

by The Great Brotato Tots December 18, 2012

Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.

I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.

by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020

Prosta-tot

A strung out chick who hangs out in trap houses, offering oral or sexual favors in trade for drugs.

Marys the top prosta-tot at that trap for really...

by ivana flailsomemore December 19, 2020