tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle

Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit

by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.

You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 4, 2020

blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)

A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch

by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023