post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.

Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.

by Ohan33 November 12, 2015

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater April 7, 2016

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

von Tippelskirch

One adopted, or even reaccepted, by the ''Father of the Universe''

''You heard of that 'von Tippelskirch' dude?''
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)

by Thereminderoftruth December 15, 2018

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019