noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Timmy: Well, yesterda-day I decided to go to my dad's house and I t-t-t-t-t-..
John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012
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*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
Get the tactical toad mug.A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.
A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
by HarlemHarrier May 11, 2011
Get the Toad mug.Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people
Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?
Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging
Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?
Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging
Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010
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by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008
Get the fatty fatty toad boy mug.Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"
Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."
Neville: "I hear dat bra."
Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."
Neville: "I hear dat bra."
by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009
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