The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022

by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.
by schizodollz June 6, 2024

1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
