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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)
by ogre06 April 9, 2020
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Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?
by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
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Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.
Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~
by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021
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