ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

by Gemini12 May 19, 2015

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.

by Crystal42 February 24, 2018

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom

by Fudgerlicker October 17, 2016

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 28, 2024

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 01, 2019

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 14, 2011

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender September 30, 2007