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story-topper

When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.
Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
by austin kerkman February 23, 2008
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upper topper flopper stopper

a bra.
Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.

Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.
by insaniak988 July 26, 2010
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Topper Headon

Topper Headon was the drummer for The Clash. His real name is Nicky Headon. He had tried out for Mick
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
-Topper Headon is the drummer for The Clash
-Wooo who is a great drummer? Topper Headon!
by Brandi O. October 29, 2005
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timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang
haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)
by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009
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tipped

"I saw what Meener's was getting ready to do so I tipped!
by go606 July 30, 2012
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Tapper

Usually in online gaming (typically in FPS games), when a person turns there modem on standby, or pulls a cord out and plugs it back in. When that happens, it appears to that person that everyone is standing still, so they can just go around and kill anyone they want while they are standing still. You usually know when this happens when all of a sudden a person gets many kills in a extremely small amount of time.
Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 2.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 3.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 4.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 5.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 6.

"0mfg tapper n33b! R3p0rted ur sorry @$$!!"
by Evzfire13 April 12, 2009
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tupper-ware party

a term given to a foursome involving one woman, and three men. Each guy sticks his dick in his desired hole on the girl until she is plugged up and therefore air-tight.

For added 'air-tightness,' a tupper-ware party can consist of 6 other men, for a total of 9, plus the girl. These additional men would need abnormally small penis's as they would be inserted into the remaining holes on the girl: The ears, the nostrils, and the eye-sockets for maximum air-tightness.
Last night's tupper-ware party left Marie-Lynn very sore the next day.
by Ari April 12, 2005
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