Temple Bum

When you play Temple Run on the toilet for too long your bum sticks to the seat.

Although I set a high score of 5 million I contracted a severe case of Temple Bum.

by Bumgazer May 22, 2012

TimelessLook

An online marketplace for girls to buy and sell things in Puerto Rico. It's also referred to the best thing since Amazon.

"Hey, I just started using TimelessLook and made a $1000 in a month"

by Juanitayatusa' October 1, 2017

Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...

by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

Temple Mall

A dying mall in Temple Texas. Two of the four anchor locations are dead. The food court has three locations open and decidedly non mall type businesses such as a tatto and piercing parlor and nail saloon have occupied space.

The decline of the Temple Mall signifies the death of Generation X.

The Temple Mall Security guards all seem depressed.

by Pepper Hudson August 5, 2018

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

temple city high school

bunch of Asians trying to act white . Bitches think they’re the shit . They fr talk all that smack but like talk to us when y’all can pass basic math .

People : oh you’re from temple city high school ?
Temple kids : yeah why

People : wow, how does it feel to come from a shit school

by Suckadickdickdickdick August 30, 2019

Tipple

When they have a small breast, but the nipples are huge.

Don: Ayo, y’all smash?
John: Yeah, they had a tipple.
Don: damn, all nipple no titty

by whoopsïe July 25, 2020