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Timberwolf

(N.) A store associate who likes to handle wood, or works in a wood related field. he's always on the prowl for sexy beasts to mate with in the building, and often uses the guise of requesting a broom to bring the rest of his pack in for the action.
Look at Krieger stalking that hottie, what a Timberwolf!
by GBOXBCOPYTHAT February 25, 2010
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Timber

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast
Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2017
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thimbleweed

1. if you dont know what this word means, you shouldn't be looking it up because u are a homo

2.relating to a retarted 6 foot tall kid with a small dick. (that means probably a person named matt,carl,george,or salvador)
Matt is such a thimbleweed cuz he doesn't know what thimbleweed means but he still uses the word.
by doodoodoo May 2, 2008
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Timber

Any vehicle for mobile use.
Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
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Timber

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006
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Timber Creek High School

a shit hole full of racists and gross people
“you did yall hear about the Timber Creek High School parking spot??”
“yea, sounds just like timber”
by FungusRaccoon October 1, 2021
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Geremy Tibbles

Geremy Tibbles was born 1232 on an uknown date in somwhere in Sibera by will of Communism alone. He lived there for a century before teaching Karl Marx about Communism. He was a drinking buddy of Lenin and Chairman Mao and once beat Stalin in a game of beer pong. Upon the disbanding of the Soviet Union in the 90's he moved to America where he attempted to gather a following of fellow communists and retake Mother Russia. He failed, but is now drinking champion of New England and wanted for drunk in public.
by Geremy Tibbles May 2, 2008
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