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Timelord Gang Rape

When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.

This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.
victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"

officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"

victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"

officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"
by 18 inch meat club July 31, 2011
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timbaland up

dat be when you get kicked by dem boots known as timbs. holla.
Knock a pimp's drink down in his pimp cup, that's the way you get timbaland up.
by Fiduciary Phil January 21, 2004
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Justin Timberlake

The best Pop, R&B and rap singer ever! He might be a white rapper but he is certainly better than Eminem! He is good looking and the best singer ever! He is like as good as Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Emminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Simple Plan and loads of other really good singers! You go Justin!
by *duNNo* July 29, 2006
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Timeline Silencer

Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.

Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.
@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27

@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28

@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31

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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45
by terminal1 July 8, 2010
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Justin Timberlake

The hottest guy in music.
He wants me.
He's cheating on Cameron Diaz.
He has TONS of talent & his dance moves are amazing.
His voice is orgasmic.
mhmm
CHICK1 :YO, i think we should all rape Justin Timberlake.
CHICK2 :YEAH, he's hot, too bad he's inlove with MORAG.
CHICK1 :OHYEAH, lets back off.
by NOTMORAG September 8, 2008
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Justin Timberlake

Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
by KingTT February 3, 2004
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timeline rape

signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.
me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."

antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
by MalaMackice August 8, 2012
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