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shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008
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Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1
Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds
by ethant35 March 16, 2019
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Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.
You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.
by HoneyDH October 22, 2015
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Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.
Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.
by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019
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Second Ten

Used to describe the years 2010-2019. Used in the same manner as the 70's, 80's or 'First Ten'.
Back during the First Ten, it was Rock & Roll... what kind of music did you listen to in the Second Ten?
by Dale Boyer December 23, 2008
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Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes
My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds
by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020
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Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.
This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!
by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019
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