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shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008
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Second Ten

Used to describe the years 2010-2019. Used in the same manner as the 70's, 80's or 'First Ten'.
Back during the First Ten, it was Rock & Roll... what kind of music did you listen to in the Second Ten?
by Dale Boyer December 23, 2008
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Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes
My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds
by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020
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Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.
This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!
by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019
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second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.
I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast
by bdbetty October 11, 2015
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Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up
Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush
by AUWFT September 17, 2016
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Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.
He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles
by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013
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