pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.

Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'

by suspicio January 9, 2022

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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

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Standard Reference Pear

A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.

Heres a standard reference pear for scale.

by UltraCraftGames May 5, 2021

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pickled pear

mean, rude, just anything bad; it can also mean something frisky if you know what i mean 😏

“Apple is being such a pickled pear today 😡”

by mesca September 1, 2023

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PEAR

Acronym for Personal Experience and Amateur Research. Used to express an opinion/idea/information, but let people know it shouldn't be taken as gospel and they should do their own research.

In my PEAR opinion, _____is the best brand for bright hair colours cause it doesn't fade as fast.

by LunaTic89 August 29, 2021

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