What in the heck is a patch buddy?
by StonewallJKrantz September 19, 2017
The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"
"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"
by JCizzero February 11, 2014
by Si.83 June 25, 2022
When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.
If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.
If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.
"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"
by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006
The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.
Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.
by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018
When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!
by everybodysdoll April 18, 2018
A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
by Dietheinknurse March 15, 2017